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孙</strong></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: small"><strong>本&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;红</strong></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: small"><strong>山&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 雷</strong></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: small"><strong>寨&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 人</strong></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: small"><strong>，&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; ，</strong></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: small"><strong>张&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 小</strong></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: small"><strong>艺&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 沈</strong></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: small"><strong>谋&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 阳</strong></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: small"><strong>财&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 痿</strong></span></p><hr /><p><span>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;我编辑老半天了，给点笑声吧。。。<img alt="" src="http://www.08hou.com/image/face/Haha.gif" />&nbsp; </span><span style="color: #c0c0c0">笑，不为什么。。。</span></p>]]></description><category>博您一笑</category><comments>http://www.08hou.com/jt/157.html#comment</comments><wfw:comment>http://www.08hou.com/</wfw:comment><wfw:commentRss>http://www.08hou.com/feed.asp?cmt=157</wfw:commentRss><trackback:ping>http://www.08hou.com/cmd.asp?act=tb&amp;id=157&amp;key=df63ce1e</trackback:ping></item><item><title>年龄是怎么计算的？</title><author>null@null.com (零八后)</author><link>http://www.08hou.com/jt/149.html</link><pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 12:40:03 +0800</pubDate><guid>http://www.08hou.com/jt/149.html</guid><description><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center">&nbsp;</p><p style="text-align: center"><span>为什么很多人算年龄的时候，所得的值都比周岁的值大一岁呢？难道从受精开始就计算了吗？哈哈....</span></p><p style="text-align: center">&nbsp;</p><p><img title="" alt="" src="http://www.08hou.com/upload/2009/11/200911241243032405.jpg" onload="ResizeImage(this,520)" /></p>]]></description><category>博您一笑</category><comments>http://www.08hou.com/jt/149.html#comment</comments><wfw:comment>http://www.08hou.com/</wfw:comment><wfw:commentRss>http://www.08hou.com/feed.asp?cmt=149</wfw:commentRss><trackback:ping>http://www.08hou.com/cmd.asp?act=tb&amp;id=149&amp;key=b79e257f</trackback:ping></item><item><title>吃了伟哥的公鸡</title><author>null@null.com (零八后)</author><link>http://www.08hou.com/jt/147.html</link><pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 01:27:05 +0800</pubDate><guid>http://www.08hou.com/jt/147.html</guid><description><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center">笑，不为什么。。</p><p style="text-align: center"><embed height="450" width="500" src="http://img.flash.tom.com/flashlink/flash_swf/f/flash_agui/1190076519_63418.swf" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" play="true" loop="true" menu="true"></embed></p>]]></description><category>博您一笑</category><comments>http://www.08hou.com/jt/147.html#comment</comments><wfw:comment>http://www.08hou.com/</wfw:comment><wfw:commentRss>http://www.08hou.com/feed.asp?cmt=147</wfw:commentRss><trackback:ping>http://www.08hou.com/cmd.asp?act=tb&amp;id=147&amp;key=739bc0dd</trackback:ping></item><item><title>一个灵感引发的笑话</title><author>null@null.com (零八后)</author><link>http://www.08hou.com/jt/140.html</link><pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 00:37:02 +0800</pubDate><guid>http://www.08hou.com/jt/140.html</guid><description><![CDATA[<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p style="text-align: center">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 一，突然的一个猥琐灵感.&lsquo;one night in beijing &rsquo;=&ldquo;玩奶&nbsp; 硬 北京？？&rdquo;</p><hr /><p style="text-align: center">&nbsp;</p><p style="text-align: center">二、如下图</p><p style="text-align: center">&nbsp;</p><p style="text-align: center"><img alt="笑话" onload="ResizeImage(this,520)" src="http://www.08hou.com/upload/2009/11/200911030038021178.jpg" /></p><hr /><p style="text-align: center"><span style="background-color: #ffffff">&nbsp;</span><span style="color: #c0c0c0"><span style="background-color: #ffffff"> 哥的思想是猥琐的，哥的＊＊是纯洁的。</span></span></p>]]></description><category>博您一笑</category><comments>http://www.08hou.com/jt/140.html#comment</comments><wfw:comment>http://www.08hou.com/</wfw:comment><wfw:commentRss>http://www.08hou.com/feed.asp?cmt=140</wfw:commentRss><trackback:ping>http://www.08hou.com/cmd.asp?act=tb&amp;id=140&amp;key=1565a1b1</trackback:ping></item><item><title>USB的哥哥是谁？</title><author>null@null.com (零八后)</author><link>http://www.08hou.com/jt/120.html</link><pubDate>Sat, 19 Sep 2009 00:11:56 +0800</pubDate><guid>http://www.08hou.com/jt/120.html</guid><description><![CDATA[<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; usb，大家都很熟悉，对，就是那个东东。。。没错，你想得很对。USB是英文Universal Serial BUS的缩写。<strong>中文含义是&ldquo;通用串行总线&rdquo;。</strong></p><p><strong>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;</strong>你怎么也不会想到，他的哥哥是 美国 。&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; -------------------USA----<img alt="" src="http://www.08hou.com/image/face/Haha.gif" /></p><p style="text-align: center">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<span style="color: #c0c0c0">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 笑，不为什么！</span></p><p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</p>]]></description><category>博您一笑</category><comments>http://www.08hou.com/jt/120.html#comment</comments><wfw:comment>http://www.08hou.com/</wfw:comment><wfw:commentRss>http://www.08hou.com/feed.asp?cmt=120</wfw:commentRss><trackback:ping>http://www.08hou.com/cmd.asp?act=tb&amp;id=120&amp;key=42e44487</trackback:ping></item><item><title>《喜羊羊与灰太狼》里谁最诚实？</title><author>null@null.com (零八后)</author><link>http://www.08hou.com/jt/118.html</link><pubDate>Wed, 09 Sep 2009 15:45:14 +0800</pubDate><guid>http://www.08hou.com/jt/118.html</guid><description><![CDATA[<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 我在朋友的&ldquo;诱惑&rdquo;下，看了几集所谓的经典动画《喜羊羊与灰太狼》，感觉不怎么样，算不上&ldquo;经典&rdquo;，要算也只能在经典前面加上国产两字。我在看的过程中突然想到了一个问题：这部动画里，谁最诚实？ 我也不知道为什么会这么想。</p><p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 很快我就找到了答案。最诚实的是灰太狼。</p><p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;每次被虐待完逃跑之后，它都会惨叫：&ldquo;我一定会回来的......&rdquo; 是的，他是每次都会回来的。</p><p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 灰太狼是最诚实的！但结果是，它是最惨的！</p><p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;你有做到它那样的，言出必行吗？</p><p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</p><p><img title="" alt="" onload="ResizeImage(this,520)" src="http://www.08hou.com/upload/2009/9/200909091612142882.jpg" /></p>]]></description><category>博您一笑</category><comments>http://www.08hou.com/jt/118.html#comment</comments><wfw:comment>http://www.08hou.com/</wfw:comment><wfw:commentRss>http://www.08hou.com/feed.asp?cmt=118</wfw:commentRss><trackback:ping>http://www.08hou.com/cmd.asp?act=tb&amp;id=118&amp;key=0cda1eb8</trackback:ping></item></channel></rss>
